Curse

Sophitia Leafblade · Mar 30, 2007, 09:58 AM // 09:58

20 seconds after entering combat ur Casters always run out of energy

The warrior runs off ahead saying "This Mission is Timed, i Havta Run Ahead!"

The only monk in the party uses Rebirth mid way through battle to res the wammo spamming "Res Me!"

TheRaven · Mar 30, 2007, 10:57 AM // 10:57

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Originally Posted by The_Good_Doctor

One that got left out, is when your party leader refuses to invite monks, stating that if you can't heal yourself you're a noob, especially for missions where you need to keep NPC's alive.

Oooh, yeah I forgot that one. I loved the group that I got for Arborstone. No monks, but someone said the henchie monk would be sufficient. Never mind that the henchie WILL NOT heal Danika.

I can't quite put them into the category of "bad pug" though. In their defense there were no human monks in town and we really just wanted to get started and get thru it. 20/20 hindsight says that one of us should have changed to /mo and concentrated only on healing Danika in that section though.

Giga Strike · Mar 30, 2007, 02:30 PM // 14:30

the W/E that casts meteor shower then spams "I have 0/25 energy!"

Soul of the Scythe · Mar 30, 2007, 02:40 PM // 14:40

I was looking for a MM for a mission. I saw I guy advertising that he was a MM. So I went to invite him, and saw that he was a Me/Mo. I politely told him that he was not an MM and he said, "Yes I am noob. I'm a Me/Mo." He then tried to convince me that MM stands for Me/Mo not Minion Master. I just laughed along with everyone else in town....

Sir Skullcrasher · Mar 30, 2007, 04:11 PM // 16:11

When your tank drops his/her weapon and screams.. I can do hand to hand combat and charge into battle!

McMullen · Mar 30, 2007, 04:52 PM // 16:52

I once came across a dervish that used Vow of Silence, died, and shouted "OMFG MONK WHY U NOT HEAL!".

Divine Freak · Mar 30, 2007, 08:49 PM // 20:49

When you are getting ready to do Vizunah Square with heroes/hench and decide to be nice and invite the little level 15 ranger that can't get a group, and said ranger promptly leaves because 'They prefer real ppl to heroes' O_o

BruskoKariskoff · Mar 31, 2007, 06:27 AM // 06:27

-When you bring a sin to FoW, and he promptly uses Shadow Form
-the only human Monk you have is a Smiter
-"brb, going for a smoke..."

Yuca Dolitae · Mar 31, 2007, 08:45 AM // 08:45

I had this whilst leader for Dragon's Lair:
Monk: Can you wait for a sec, I'm just going to change my 2nd prof...
Me: Sure.

15 mins later, monk appears again and adds self to party...

Monk: Oh yeah, I was gonna change my prof - can you wait?

*Darcy* · Mar 31, 2007, 12:35 PM // 12:35

Last weekend in FOW, remaining monk, during pause in action, says "brb, getting a coffee." 15 mins later, not back. Guess he drove to Starbucks.

(This happened to a guildmate.)

Polynikes of Sparta · Mar 31, 2007, 02:00 PM // 14:00

when i tell leader that we need 2 more monks, he says no becuz he is a W/Mo and his friend is a R/Mo

when the almighty wammo pulls a group and another. u ask why and he says "WTF MAN I HAVE MAX ARMOR STFU!"

when a d/mo brings mending with mystic regen and explains to the leader that it gives u 6 regen instead of 3 (3 from emdning itself, 3 from mystic regen BY mystic regen, 3 from mystic regen BY mending), so the leader says OK sure ur very smart.

~Polynikes

Toutatis · Mar 31, 2007, 07:21 PM // 19:21

...When you repeatedly tell the team that you're a smiting monk, with only a coupla basic self-heals before entering a mission (to check that there are no problems with that among the rest of the team), only to be the last one standing and shouted at for not healing everyone.

...When the R/E on the team only ever spams Flare like it's going out of fashion or something

...When the tank decides to disrobe and dance during THK (this happened to me this morning - needless to say, I didn't bother rezzing him)

Mesmer in Need · Apr 01, 2007, 01:32 AM // 01:32

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Originally Posted by Sophitia Leafblade

The warrior runs off ahead saying "This Mission is Timed, i Havta Run Ahead!"

lol healbot blues...

i remember when i tried making an iway team a cople weeks ago. with all warriors. we got killed by the ZAISHEN. lol.

Malice Black · Apr 01, 2007, 04:01 AM // 04:01

Pug's seem to think more then 1 warrior is required,you NEVER require more then 1 warrior..it's a waste of a slot.

Once met a level20 (wammo of course) that still had pre sear armor and a non max sword...needless to say I gave them 20k and promtly quit.

Grasping Darkness · Apr 01, 2007, 04:47 AM // 04:47

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Originally Posted by Soul of the Scythe

I was looking for a MM for a mission. I saw I guy advertising that he was a MM. So I went to invite him, and saw that he was a Me/Mo. I politely told him that he was not an MM and he said, "Yes I am noob. I'm a Me/Mo." He then tried to convince me that MM stands for Me/Mo not Minion Master. I just laughed along with everyone else in town....

yep he called you out on a technicality and he was prob fed up with cookie cutting as i am and was having fun with you

[M]agna_[C]arta · Apr 01, 2007, 04:52 AM // 04:52

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Originally Posted by Puebert

^ Are you suggesting meleemancers are bad!?!

what good , does a meleemancer do?

Taurucis · Apr 02, 2007, 02:42 PM // 14:42

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Originally Posted by [M]agna_[C]arta

what good , does a meleemancer do?

Drive your monk insane trying to heal him.

My brother once saw this wammo with "Charge!" in FoW...

Him: why are you always using charge
Wammo: it makes me attack 25% faster
Him: party leader, why did you let this idiot in?

"GLF 5 more for IWAY! Need a BoA sin, a MM, two Orders, and a Paragon with Cruel Spear!"

I invited him... and his group was a Mo/W, a R/W, and a W/Mo. I quickly uninvited him.